meladoodle:

[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….

(via succeeding)

rick-sanchez:

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

(via guy)

antlersdean:

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

(via guy)

zanabism:

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

(via isaac)

babeerat:

slutforcandy:

witherable:

weavemama:

REBLOG THE DANCING WHITE BOI FOR 2017 GOOD LUCK

Not risking it

I ain’t takin that chance

It honestly seems like a curse but whatever you say lol reblog.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

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